Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Define "Gutsssssssssss"? Its:-when your girFriend catches you in Movie Theater with another girl. And you say "SweetHeart" next show with you...
Concatenating data with Multiple Result(s) using FOR XML PATH Create table #TempProducts(Items Varchar(30),Colour Varchar(15)) Insert into...
CUBE generates a result set that represents aggregates for all combinations of values in the selected columns. CUBE automatically generates a...
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
Doctor Complaining To Engineer A doctor is talking to a car engineer, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical...
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A New Born Baby and Doctor A New born Baby asked Doctor: Baby: Do you have message Pack in your mobile? Doctor: Yes Baby:Send a message to God...
One day A couple on their way to shopping. Wife saw a board, Benaras saree --- RS 10/- NYLON saree --- RS 8/- Cotton Saree --- RS 5/- WIFE:...
Mam:- If u have 12 choclates and u gave 5 to lina, 3 to tina and 4 to mina. then what will u have? Boy:- "3 GIRL FRIENDS"
BEFORE MARRIAGE Boy:-Yes at last! it was so hard to wait! Girl:-Do you want me to leave? Boy:-No!don't ever think about it? Girl:-Do you love me?...
"Technology has it Own Limitations." Google may be the poweful search engine,but it cannot search chappals i lost at the temple.. -- TINTUMON
The watermark effect is to specify some instruction in the textbox and its very useful to the user to know about the textbox control. For example,...
Is there any free online test java webservices ? Pls give me the link.
Which technology you like more in DotNet to Develop application ? a.WPF b.Silverlight c.Ajax With ASP.Net d.Traditional ASP.NET e.If Other Specify
Boy1: Dude i got a new bike, a laptop and a mobile. Boy2: Cool man,What does your father do? Boy2 : He sells ONION !!!
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