While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two...
President Mandela goes on an official state visit to a small country in the middle of Africa. At the airport he is met by this country's...
Two old ladies on a park bench. Guy walks up and flashes them. One old lady had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach that far.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona." "There are...
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!" The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that...
Q: How do you know when it's going to be a good day at work? A: When you see your boss' picture on the side of the milk carton.
-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. -- In prison,...
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My butt is going on vacation.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided...
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and...
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's...
There was once a man from China, he wasn't a very good climba. He slipped on a rock, and slit his cock and now he's got a vagina.
Hey people, What is your thought on the new Google OS coming out? Will you use it or not and why if not? I mean why change something thats...
Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A: A full set of teeth. :D
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
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