Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course not." After Little Johnny...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for...
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips! Yo' Mama is like *** hair: totally useless and full of sh*t. Mama is so fat,...
The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed. This goes to show you... ...a wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes. :wacky:
The candidate: - This Company offers advantages in case of decease? The hired: - Yes. When you die, you don’t have to come to work anymore. :D
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: - Does this new...
Someone calls at the hotline: - Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows Vista... - So? - Well I have a problem... - Ok, ok, you just said...
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