Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!" Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?" Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips! Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time! Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall! Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her! Yo' Mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peephole Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!