Son: Hey mom can I play Xbox? Mom: SHIT, MARY IS COMING OVER AND I FORGOT TO CLEAN Son: Excuse me? Mom? Mom: huh, what?? Son: Can I play Xbox?? (doorbell) Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY??? Son: Mom I just wana play a little Xbox Mom: WHEN IS YOUR SISTER GETTING HOME??? Son: She's upstairs on the phone? Mom: ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU! Son: Mom your hearing aid isnt turned up..... Mom: WHAT? Son: MOM UR ******* HEARING AID ISNT TURNED UP TURN IT THE **** UP AND CAN I PLAY SOME ******* XBOX JESUS CHRIST......oh and Marys here.