Gift to Girlfriend...

Santa to Banta
Santa :yar me apni girlfriend ko kya gift karu.,
Banta :Gold Ring kar de,
Santa : Nahi yar kuchh bada bata ?
Banta : Tuck ka Pahiya.

 

Why don't post some proper English ?!

 

The language is fine with me but i think not be with other forum members so i am coverting this in English..

Santa to Banta
Santa :hey mate i wanted to give my girlfriend a gift,give me some advice
Banta :Give her a gold ring,
Santa : No man i want to give her something bigger
Banta : Then give her a truck tyre

he he not that funny but still ...

 

He he...

It was better in hindi

 

I must say that jokes sound more funny in Hindi language.