This is a Conversation between a software engineer and his wife have a look.. Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear, I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning. Husband: Syntax error. Abort,Retry,Cancel ? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers, or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: Status OK. Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use... Try after some time. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband: Unknown Virus. Wife: I am leaving this house? Husband: System ready for transfer.Press ENTER to continue... Enjoy!