Data bitrate :D

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    Scripting John Hoder

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    Each human cell contains 75 megabytes of genetic information, thus one sperm is 37.5 megabytes.
    One milliliter of semen contains 100 million of sperms.
    During ejaculation, lasting at average of 5 seconds, will release about 2.25 ml of semen.
    By calculation we find that the data bitrate of the male speerm is (37.5 M x 100M x 2.25) / 5 = 1687.5 terabytes per second.
    As result, we found that womens' eggs are able to withstand DDoS attacks with a strenght of more than 1.5 petabytes per second, yet pass a single data packet. Thus it is the most robust hardware firewall in the world.
    But this one packet, which pass, will shutdown your whole system for 9months.

    :D Some biology basics are required to uderstand this :D
     
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    Scripting John Hoder

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    I hope it's not violating joke, is it?
     

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