1╣Many Companies Provide Computer Support Over The Telephone. One Time, A Customer Was Asked To Send A Copy Of A Defective Disk. A Few Days Later, An Envelope Arrived From teh Customer, With A PhotoCopy Of The Disk(tired, so Imma stop using so much caps for the day...) 2╣An exasperated caller to tech support could not get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response was: I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal but nothing happens...... The "foot pedal" Was the mouse..... (Rofl) 3╣Technical Support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the "dust Cover" on... he dust cover was the plastic package it cam ein. (Rofl.) that is it for today. If I find anything else funny I will post it in here for you all. : )
Ther are a few at otheradvice.com . Some guy's busting another guy's old computer. Been there...funny though. Although, I guess they're only up for today?
These are hilarious, I'm going to forward them to my other friends. I found some more at: http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/pages/
You can find loads of fake virus jokes and real viruses on www.batchman.co.nr. Its a small website i made explaining how to make them. Enjoy...