An old one but a good one

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  1. xpi0t0s

    xpi0t0s Mentor

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    A recent Dilbert (March 18th) reminded me of this one....

    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Every program has at least one bug in it.

    Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.
     
    xpi0t0s, Mar 19, 2009
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  2. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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    Hey thats good one.

    Also I remember one.

    Bugs cannot be fixed. They are just moved here and there.
     
    shabbir, Mar 19, 2009
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    debleena_doll2002 New Member

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    How r u concluding???

    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.

    Excellent .....
     
    debleena_doll2002, Mar 22, 2009
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  4. xpi0t0s

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    Yep, but you need both:
    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Every program has at least one bug in it.

    Doesn't work if you miss one of them out.
     
    xpi0t0s, Mar 22, 2009
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    cpulocksmith New Member

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    i came across this and i thought it was kinda funny ^^
     

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    Lol funny. cpulocksmith, I liked your chart!
     
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    I doubt the placement of Java Programmers but it was really funny and to an extent very true :D
     
    shabbir, Mar 23, 2009
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    haha cpu good picture <3
     
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    Really nice ha ha ha
     
    rahul.mca2001, Mar 27, 2009
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