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Try these with Wolfram Alpha

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SaswatPadhi, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

    (1) Hi/Hello.
    Ans : Hello, human.

    (2) Does God exist ?
    Ans : I am sorry, but I don't think a poor computational engine, no matter how powerful , is capable of providing a simple answer to that question.

    (3) Where is my dog/car/anything ?
    Ans : Not sure, but wherever you find it, that's where it is.

    (4) Are you alive ?
    Ans : I am a collection of computers.

    (5) When will I die ?
    Ans : 73.1 years.

    (6) int x=5; x++
    Ans : x++ :rofl:

    (7) Bye.
    Ans : I don't know why you say goodbye; I say hello.

    (8) When were you born ?
    Ans : Friday, May 15, 2009. 9:00:00 pm CDT.

    (9) Shut up.
    Ans : I am not programmed to respond to this dialect of English.

    (10) Where are you ?
    Ans : I live on the internet.

    (11) How are you ?
    Ans : I am doing well, thank you.
    nimesh likes this.
  2. mayjune

    mayjune New Member

  3. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

    Some more :

    (12) Can you speak ?
    Ans : No I can't, can you ?

    (13) Tell me a joke.
    Ans : There are two types of mathematical objects: trivial ones, and those who have not been proven.
  4. xpi0t0s

    xpi0t0s Mentor

    (14) Why?
    Ans: Why not?
  5. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

    Nice Chat guy
  6. mayjune

    mayjune New Member

    Q. are you married?

    A. I compute without regard to race, creed, color, gender, marital status ...

    Q. Who created you?

    A. I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team.

    Q. How old is Wolfram|Alpha?

    A. 3 months 2 days 8 hours 52 minutes 43.35 seconds

    Q. What is my name?

    A. I don't know, but I can offer data about many names; maybe even your name if you tell me what it is.

    Best one ->
    Q. What is love?

    A. a strong positive emotion of regard and affection, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet

  7. nimesh

    nimesh New Member


    this reminds me of the questions my friends wanted to ask when I told them about the wolframalpha, before it's release

    will have to dig thru my mails and check it now, what answers do I get
  8. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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