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Try these with Wolfram Alpha

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SaswatPadhi, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

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    (1) Hi/Hello.
    Ans : Hello, human.

    (2) Does God exist ?
    Ans : I am sorry, but I don't think a poor computational engine, no matter how powerful , is capable of providing a simple answer to that question.

    (3) Where is my dog/car/anything ?
    Ans : Not sure, but wherever you find it, that's where it is.

    (4) Are you alive ?
    Ans : I am a collection of computers.

    (5) When will I die ?
    Ans : 73.1 years.

    (6) int x=5; x++
    Ans : x++ :rofl:

    (7) Bye.
    Ans : I don't know why you say goodbye; I say hello.

    (8) When were you born ?
    Ans : Friday, May 15, 2009. 9:00:00 pm CDT.

    (9) Shut up.
    Ans : I am not programmed to respond to this dialect of English.

    (10) Where are you ?
    Ans : I live on the internet.

    (11) How are you ?
    Ans : I am doing well, thank you.
     
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    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

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    (12) Can you speak ?
    Ans : No I can't, can you ?

    (13) Tell me a joke.
    Ans : There are two types of mathematical objects: trivial ones, and those who have not been proven.
     
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    (14) Why?
    Ans: Why not?
     
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    Nice Chat guy
     
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    Q. are you married?

    A. I compute without regard to race, creed, color, gender, marital status ...

    Q. Who created you?

    A. I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team.

    Q. How old is Wolfram|Alpha?

    A. 3 months 2 days 8 hours 52 minutes 43.35 seconds

    Q. What is my name?

    A. I don't know, but I can offer data about many names; maybe even your name if you tell me what it is.

    Best one ->
    Q. What is love?

    A. a strong positive emotion of regard and affection, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet

    hehehehe...
     
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    hahaha...

    this reminds me of the questions my friends wanted to ask when I told them about the wolframalpha, before it's release

    will have to dig thru my mails and check it now, what answers do I get
     
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