[SaswatPadhi]

(1) Hi/Hello.
Ans : Hello, human.

(2) Does God exist ?
Ans : I am sorry, but I don't think a poor computational engine, no matter how powerful , is capable of providing a simple answer to that question.

(3) Where is my dog/car/anything ?
Ans : Not sure, but wherever you find it, that's where it is.

(4) Are you alive ?
Ans : I am a collection of computers.

(5) When will I die ?
Ans : 73.1 years.

(6) int x=5; x++
Ans : x++

(7) Bye.
Ans : I don't know why you say goodbye; I say hello.

(8) When were you born ?
Ans : Friday, May 15, 2009. 9:00:00 pm CDT.

(9) Shut up.
Ans : I am not programmed to respond to this dialect of English.

(10) Where are you ?
Ans : I live on the internet.

(11) How are you ?
Ans : I am doing well, thank you.

[mayjune]

hehehe

[SaswatPadhi]

Some more :

(12) Can you speak ?
Ans : No I can't, can you ?

(13) Tell me a joke.
Ans : There are two types of mathematical objects: trivial ones, and those who have not been proven.

[xpi0t0s]

(14) Why?
Ans: Why not?

[shabbir]

Nice Chat guy

[mayjune]

Q. are you married?

A. I compute without regard to race, creed, color, gender, marital status ...

Q. Who created you?

A. I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team.

Q. How old is Wolfram|Alpha?

A. 3 months 2 days 8 hours 52 minutes 43.35 seconds

Q. What is my name?

A. I don't know, but I can offer data about many names; maybe even your name if you tell me what it is.

Best one ->
Q. What is love?

A. a strong positive emotion of regard and affection, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet

hehehehe...

[nimesh]

hahaha...

this reminds me of the questions my friends wanted to ask when I told them about the wolframalpha, before it's release

will have to dig thru my mails and check it now, what answers do I get

[shabbir]

Wolframalpha opening up to developers