(1) Hi/Hello. Ans : Hello, human. (2) Does God exist ? Ans : I am sorry, but I don't think a poor computational engine, no matter how powerful , is capable of providing a simple answer to that question. (3) Where is my dog/car/anything ? Ans : Not sure, but wherever you find it, that's where it is. (4) Are you alive ? Ans : I am a collection of computers. (5) When will I die ? Ans : 73.1 years. (6) int x=5; x++ Ans : x++ :rofl: (7) Bye. Ans : I don't know why you say goodbye; I say hello. (8) When were you born ? Ans : Friday, May 15, 2009. 9:00:00 pm CDT. (9) Shut up. Ans : I am not programmed to respond to this dialect of English. (10) Where are you ? Ans : I live on the internet. (11) How are you ? Ans : I am doing well, thank you.