Toilet Brush

SpOonWiZaRd's Avatar, Join Date: May 2007
Know what you can do.
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them.

Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
agripas90's Avatar
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funny i bet it hurt to brush that way
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Originally Posted by agripas90 View Post
funny i bet it hurt to brush that way
hey I agree wid you..Hahahaha