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Toilet Brush

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SpOonWiZaRd, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. SpOonWiZaRd

    SpOonWiZaRd Know what you can do.

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    While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them.

    Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
     
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    There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

    Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

    While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

    Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

    All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

    The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
     
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    agripas90 New Member

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    funny i bet it hurt to brush that way :)
     
  4. andykeating

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    hey I agree wid you..Hahahaha:tooth::tooth::tooth:
     

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