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Medical joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by musicworld1, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. musicworld1

    musicworld1 New Member

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    A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety oftattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.When she was completely nude they noticed her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'
     
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    the surgeon was naughty. Appendicitis surgery could have been done without encroaching on the grass.
     

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