Why husbands avoid answers!!!

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WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND:
'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: 'shit

shabbir's Avatar, Join Date: Jul 2004
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Nice one
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Really good one
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No doubt, it's a nice one. But this is a very old one.
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New for me...good one . Thanks i'll keep my silence when i get married
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good one naimish
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I would like to say naimish that both of us (nimesh and me) have replied +ve comments to this thread.
If we were just to keep an eye on you all the time, we would be busy searching for your faults and why should we care about posting a + comment here ?
We appreciate work which deserves appreciation.

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SaswatPadhi, Thanks for your comments. Don't worry, now you (or anyone else) won't need to do anything for me. Thanks.
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Hilarious
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