SpOonWiZaRd's Avatar, Join Date: May 2007
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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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senaratne's Avatar, Join Date: Jul 2008
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To my mind, the second nun (not the 3rd nun) has done the most unholy thing.
zaaylo's Avatar, Join Date: Feb 2010
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yes the second run is un holy.
techgeek.in's Avatar, Join Date: Dec 2009
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Third one becoz she din spare the holy water.. she left no one in the position to drink holy water...
hanleyhansen's Avatar, Join Date: Jan 2008
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Funny, classic one.
tctm's Avatar, Join Date: Feb 2009
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Nice one, home boy!