SpOonWiZaRd's Avatar, Join Date: May 2007
Know what you can do.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

"You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
tctm's Avatar, Join Date: Feb 2009
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I get the feeling that this guy is gonna be sleeping on the couch.
jirka88's Avatar, Join Date: May 2010
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Thats cool D
hanleyhansen's Avatar, Join Date: Jan 2008
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WOW lol good one. Thanks for sharing.
seangtz's Avatar, Join Date: Jun 2008
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hahahaha good one