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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SpOonWiZaRd, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. SpOonWiZaRd

    SpOonWiZaRd Know what you can do.

    Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?

    A: The 19th hole. :p
     
  2. musicworld1

    musicworld1 New Member

    This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

    The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

    “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

    The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

    “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
     

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