A recent Dilbert (March 18th) reminded me of this one....
Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
Every program has at least one bug in it.
Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.
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Go4Expert Founder
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| 19Mar2009,23:38 | #2 |
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Hey thats good one.
Also I remember one. Bugs cannot be fixed. They are just moved here and there. |
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Ambitious contributor
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| 22Mar2009,17:12 | #3 |
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How r u concluding???
Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction. Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong. Excellent ..... |
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Mentor
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| 23Mar2009,00:42 | #4 |
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Yep, but you need both:
Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction. Every program has at least one bug in it. Doesn't work if you miss one of them out. |
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Skilled contributor
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| 23Mar2009,02:25 | #5 |
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i came across this and i thought it was kinda funny ^^
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Pro contributor
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| 23Mar2009,05:49 | #6 |
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Lol funny. cpulocksmith, I liked your chart!
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Go4Expert Founder
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| 23Mar2009,08:26 | #7 |
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I doubt the placement of Java Programmers but it was really funny and to an extent very true
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Contributor
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| 25Mar2009,15:30 | #8 |
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haha cpu good picture <3
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Ambitious contributor
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| 27Mar2009,16:53 | #9 |
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Really nice ha ha ha
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