An old one but a good one

xpi0t0s's Avatar, Join Date: Aug 2004
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A recent Dilbert (March 18th) reminded me of this one....

Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
Every program has at least one bug in it.

Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.
shabbir's Avatar, Join Date: Jul 2004
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Hey thats good one.

Also I remember one.

Bugs cannot be fixed. They are just moved here and there.
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How r u concluding???

Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.

Excellent .....
xpi0t0s's Avatar, Join Date: Aug 2004
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Yep, but you need both:
Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
Every program has at least one bug in it.

Doesn't work if you miss one of them out.
cpulocksmith's Avatar, Join Date: Jul 2008
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i came across this and i thought it was kinda funny ^^
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hanleyhansen's Avatar, Join Date: Jan 2008
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Lol funny. cpulocksmith, I liked your chart!
shabbir's Avatar, Join Date: Jul 2004
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I doubt the placement of Java Programmers but it was really funny and to an extent very true
TriG0rZ's Avatar, Join Date: Oct 2008
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haha cpu good picture <3
rahul.mca2001's Avatar, Join Date: Feb 2008
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Really nice ha ha ha