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a wife's duty

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gel90, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. gel90

    gel90 New Member

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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!
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    Funny lol. i love this jokes. So sad husband and doctor philosophy .
     
  5. gel90

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    oh c'mon you guys, it's not that bad.. :D
     
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    Hey don't try to read minds. Who says it is bad. It is very Good :D
     
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    :D Haha Yeaaaa! :D Phun! :P
     
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    Dark.. sad.. BUT nice Joke :D
     

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