Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course not." After Little Johnny...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for...
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips! Yo' Mama is like *** hair: totally useless and full of sh*t. Mama is so fat,...
The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed. This goes to show you... ...a wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes. :wacky:
The candidate: - This Company offers advantages in case of decease? The hired: - Yes. When you die, you don’t have to come to work anymore. :D
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: - Does this new...
Someone calls at the hotline: - Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows Vista... - So? - Well I have a problem... - Ok, ok, you just said...
I would like to know if its possible to change my username?:sosp:
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic? A. Show me your license. You're as sharp as a marble. Your IQ is so low, you have...
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. -- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. -- Definition of an upgrade: old...
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them,...
2 guys are in a dessert, 1 is dead and one is alive. The one that is alive's backpack is empty, the one that is dead's backpack is full. How did...
This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your *****?"...
Q: What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor.
Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny? A: Her lips stick.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A...
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices....
A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell. "Watch how I do it," he...
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole. :p
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