Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom, "Of course not."
After Little Johnny...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for...
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Yo' Mama is like *** hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Mama is so fat,...
The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed.
This goes to show you...
...a wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
- This Company offers advantages in case of decease?
- Yes. When you die, you don’t have to come to work anymore.
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions:
- Does this new...
Someone calls at the hotline:
- Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows Vista...
- Well I have a problem...
- Ok, ok, you just said...
I would like to know if its possible to change my username?:sosp:
No, the wireless feature in Cain and Abel can not do APR Poisoning, and in order to monitor network activity in such a way that you can see who is...
It can sniff and crack WEP and WPA protected networks but in order to do that you will need a USB 802.11 WLAN dongle that is AirPcap Driver...
To perform a middle man attack in order to sniff passwords both computers have to be on LAN, not WLAN.
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?
A. Show me your license.
You're as sharp as a marble.
Your IQ is so low, you have...
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old...
That maybe a keylogger is installed on your computer, do a virus scan and check.
http://www.piratebay.org then search for it!
No problem, if you do it right it will work.
They went skydiving and the other guy's parachute did not open.
Can I give the answer?
What is the name of the software?
Separate names with a comma.