Dislikes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SpOonWiZaRd, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. SpOonWiZaRd

    SpOonWiZaRd Know what you can do.

    Joined:
    May 30, 2007
    Messages:
    746
    Likes Received:
    8
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Network Engineer/Programmer
    Location:
    South Africa
    A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
    Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."

    "You don't like the Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"

    "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

    "No, no," the co-pilot protests, "The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese."

    "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all the same!"

    There's a few minutes of silence.

    "I don't like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

    "Why not?" asks the captain.

    "The Jews sank the Titanic."

    "Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

    "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter...they're all same!"
     
  2. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2004
    Messages:
    15,375
    Likes Received:
    388
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Definitely an entertainer
     
  3. hanleyhansen

    hanleyhansen New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2008
    Messages:
    336
    Likes Received:
    8
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Drupal Developer/LAMP Developer
    Location:
    Clifton
    Home Page:
    http://www.hanseninfotech.com
  4. nimesh

    nimesh New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2009
    Messages:
    769
    Likes Received:
    20
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Oracle Apps Admin
    Location:
    Mumbai
    Home Page:
    http://techiethakkar.blogspot.com
  5. tctm

    tctm New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2009
    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Financial programming technician
    Location:
    Johannesburg, South Africa
    I'm seriously considering nominating SpOonWiZaRd as the first G4EF resident clown.
     
  6. andykeating

    andykeating New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2011
    Messages:
    20
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Home Page:
    http://www.sortshots.com
    God one hahahaha....keep on sharing this kind of stuff..
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice