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 shabbir 15Jul2005 10:09

Salary theorem

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work /Time.
Since, by postulate1, we know
Knowledge = Power
Then, knowledge = Work/Time
Since, by postulate 2, we also know Time = Money
Then, Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get ,
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

 coderzone 15Jul2005 18:52

Re: Salary theorem

Just :D

 arbaz.it 25Feb2008 15:04

Re: Salary theorem

cool

 rahul.mca2001 25Feb2008 15:42

Re: Salary theorem

nice one

 parvez.yu 25Feb2008 16:32

Re: Salary theorem

great