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musicworld1 14Jul2010 15:57

Ugliest Kid Ever
 
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

shabbir 14Jul2010 18:48

Re: Ugliest Kid Ever
 
Knowingly or un-knowingly you are working towards becoming most entertaining member of 2010 :D

senaratne 18Jul2010 00:30

Re: Ugliest Kid Ever
 
But the beauty lies only in the eyes of the beholder.

andykeating 3Jan2011 16:35

Re: Ugliest Kid Ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by senaratne (Post 70348)
But the beauty lies only in the eyes of the beholder.

Very true...I agree...:pleased:


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