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SpOonWiZaRd 10Feb2010 18:13

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"

nimesh 14Feb2010 21:51

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senaratne 14Feb2010 22:41

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To my mind, the second nun (not the 3rd nun) has done the most unholy thing. :thinking:

zaaylo 1Mar2010 03:56

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yes the second run is un holy.

techgeek.in 1Mar2010 06:50

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Third one becoz she din spare the holy water.. she left no one in the position to drink holy water...

hanleyhansen 1Mar2010 17:07

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Funny, classic one.

tctm 8Mar2010 13:17

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Nice one, home boy!

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