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SpOonWiZaRd 2Feb2010 17:20

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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."

"You don't like the Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That was the Japanese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all the same!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"I don't like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"The Jews sank the Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter...they're all same!"

shabbir 2Feb2010 18:56

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Definitely an entertainer

hanleyhansen 2Feb2010 21:03

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Lol

nimesh 14Feb2010 23:47

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the correct joke is between Chinese and Spielberg.
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/a-chi...-bar-joke.html

and have also read that this joke won an award. don't know which one

tctm 8Mar2010 13:21

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I'm seriously considering nominating SpOonWiZaRd as the first G4EF resident clown.

andykeating 3Jan2011 16:43

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God one hahahaha....keep on sharing this kind of stuff..


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