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naimish 10Sep2009 11:58

Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND:
'No, her size is 6.'
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: 'shit


shabbir 10Sep2009 16:54

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
Nice one :D

SaswatPadhi 10Sep2009 18:59

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
Really good one :D

senaratne 12Sep2009 23:10

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
No doubt, it's a nice one. But this is a very old one.

mayjune 13Sep2009 01:28

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
New for me...good one :p. Thanks i'll keep my silence when i get married ;)

nimesh 13Sep2009 13:21

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
good one naimish ;)

SaswatPadhi 13Sep2009 18:14

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
I would like to say naimish that both of us (nimesh and me) have replied +ve comments to this thread.
If we were just to keep an eye on you all the time, we would be busy searching for your faults and why should we care about posting a + comment here ?
We appreciate work which deserves appreciation.

Keep posting more :)

naimish 14Sep2009 09:15

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
SaswatPadhi, Thanks for your comments. Don't worry, now you (or anyone else) won't need to do anything for me. Thanks.

hanleyhansen 16Sep2009 00:04

Re: Why husbands avoid answers!!!
 
Hilarious


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