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nimesh 9Aug2009 22:11

It's Local
 
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see How everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil How much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,"My turn! I wanna call the United States,
I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil How much do I owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on His chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too,
I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna Talk to everybody of my Parliament".....
He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &Talked & talked, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another
hell,it's local".

shency 26Aug2009 11:12

Re: It's Local
 
Lol! [:d]

naimish 26Aug2009 11:16

Re: It's Local
 
It's :lol: & :D

Saket 26Aug2009 13:55

Re: It's Local
 
Hahahaha nice one.


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