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nimesh 9Aug2009 21:58

Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Delhi and
bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Bangalore
. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the

next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes
was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Bombay girl. He
boasted that he told her his

house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the
cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the
first day he didn't see
anything and the second day he didn't see anything
but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down so he could see
a little out of his left eye!

Seema786 9Aug2009 23:47

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
heheh, i m from bang ;)

nimesh 10Aug2009 00:01

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
:)

mayjune 10Aug2009 18:15

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
Quote:

heheh, i m from bang
AND....nimesh is from bombay lmao...........
i can see your future nimesh :p

nimesh 10Aug2009 19:58

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
I'm from Mumbai does not mean my wife will also be from Mumbai :)

and not every Mumbai girl is like that :)

Let's see which one do I get :lol:

mayjune 10Aug2009 20:10

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nimesh (Post 54784)
Let's see which one do I get :lol:

hope you get an :angel:, and not someone who'll make you an angel ;)

naimish 10Aug2009 22:05

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
Hehehe, I do agree with this, not all but most of all Mumbaiya girls are like this :D I m planning 4 sumthing diff. ;)

mayjune 10Aug2009 22:11

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
you already have a gf, what are you planning on? Well whatever your plans are forget it, cause she already has planned on you :p

naimish 10Aug2009 22:24

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
Not @ All Dear, I have so many diff. plans.....going towards them :-P

nimesh 10Aug2009 22:27

Re: Marrying sum1 from Mumbai
 
good going guys :)


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