Nope, I'm not kidding at all. I'm encountered lots of dummies in 66 years, and I'm sure you will too. You move in here, ask for free help, but don't even bother to read the "Before you make a query" thread. It makes me think you're probably still hanging onto your mama's tit for free meals. If you're one of those more and more commonly encountered people who think they are born entitled, perhaps you should read some Eric Raymond.