Son: Hey mom can I play Xbox?
Mom: SHIT, MARY IS COMING OVER AND I FORGOT TO CLEAN
Son: Excuse me? Mom?
Mom: huh, what??
Son: Can I play Xbox??
(doorbell)
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY???
Son: Mom I just wana play a little Xbox
Mom: WHEN IS YOUR SISTER GETTING HOME???
Son: She's upstairs on the phone?
Mom: ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!
Son: Mom your hearing aid isnt turned up.....
Mom: WHAT?
Son: MOM UR ******* HEARING AID ISNT TURNED UP TURN IT THE **** UP AND CAN I PLAY SOME ******* XBOX JESUS CHRIST......oh and Marys here.