Q. are you married?

A. I compute without regard to race, creed, color, gender, marital status ...

Q. Who created you?

A. I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team.

Q. How old is Wolfram|Alpha?

A. 3 months 2 days 8 hours 52 minutes 43.35 seconds

Q. What is my name?

A. I don't know, but I can offer data about many names; maybe even your name if you tell me what it is.

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Q. What is love?

A. a strong positive emotion of regard and affection, of the kind humans sometimes express toward one another and computational knowledge engines express toward the internet

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