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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SpOonWiZaRd, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. SpOonWiZaRd

    SpOonWiZaRd Know what you can do.

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    -- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
    -- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    -- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
    -- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    -- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
    -- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    -- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    -- E Pluribus Modem
    -- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    -- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
    -- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
    -- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
    -- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    -- Windows: just another pane in the glass.
    -- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
    -- All computers wait at the same speed.
    -- Go ahead, make my data.
    -- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
    -- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
    -- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    -- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
     
  2. hanleyhansen

    hanleyhansen New Member

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    Hahaha this was hilarious. Some real classics in here.
     
  3. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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    Agreed
     

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