1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Sound Minded!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nimesh, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. nimesh

    nimesh New Member

    Apr 13, 2009
    Likes Received:
    Trophy Points:
    Oracle Apps Admin
    Home Page:
    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
    Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
    She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

    When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act,

    she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,

    as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said,

    "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping into the pool and saving
    the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays
    sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his

    bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry,

    but he's dead."

    Edna replied; "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Share This Page