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Your Colleague :
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You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga ..
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You : Phir kya hoga...
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You :Acchha to phir kya hoga...
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You :To ab main kya kar raha hoon ???? "Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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