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Marrying sum1 from Mumbai

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nimesh, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. nimesh

    nimesh New Member

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how
    they had set their new
    wives straight on their duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Delhi and
    bragged that he had told
    his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
    house cleaning that needed
    done at their house. He said that it took a couple
    days but on the third day
    he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
    all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Bangalore
    . He bragged that he had
    given his wife orders that she was to do all the
    cleaning, dishes, and
    cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
    see any results, but the

    next day it was better. By the third day, his
    house was clean, the dishes
    was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Bombay girl. He
    boasted that he told her his

    house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the
    cooking done and laundry
    washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the
    first day he didn't see
    anything and the second day he didn't see anything
    but by the third day
    some of the swelling had gone down so he could see
    a little out of his left eye!
     
  2. Seema786

    Seema786 New Member

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    heheh, i m from bang ;)
     
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    AND....nimesh is from bombay lmao...........
    i can see your future nimesh :p
     
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    I'm from Mumbai does not mean my wife will also be from Mumbai :)

    and not every Mumbai girl is like that :)

    Let's see which one do I get :lol:
     
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    hope you get an :angel:, and not someone who'll make you an angel ;)
     
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    Hehehe, I do agree with this, not all but most of all Mumbaiya girls are like this :D I m planning 4 sumthing diff. ;)
     
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    you already have a gf, what are you planning on? Well whatever your plans are forget it, cause she already has planned on you :p
     
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    Not @ All Dear, I have so many diff. plans.....going towards them :p
     
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    good going guys :)
     
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    Heheh, Yeah, Have to go abt dat ;)
     
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    Bad boyes
     

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