Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Delhi and
bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Bangalore
. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the

next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes
was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Bombay girl. He
boasted that he told her his

house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the
cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the
first day he didn't see
anything and the second day he didn't see anything
but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down so he could see
a little out of his left eye!