THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction
THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on
THE AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam
THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did).