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Yet Another Men Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SaswatPadhi, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

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    Texan: “Where are you from?”
    Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
    Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”
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    A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
    Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
    Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now buzz off!"
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    What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man?
    Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
    Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
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    An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    - Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
    - I am not Jennifer
    - But I didn't ask about that...

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    [SIZE=+1]WANTED

    A tall, well-built woman with good
    sense of humor, who can cook frog
    legs and who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia garden, classic music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.

    But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.[/SIZE]
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  2. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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    nice ones :)
     
  4. Twitch

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    Third and last ones are best.
     

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