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It's Local

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nimesh, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. nimesh

    nimesh New Member

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    Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

    Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see How everybody is doing there.
    She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil How much do I owe you????
    The devil says "Five million dollars"
    She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

    Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,"My turn! I wanna call the United States,
    I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
    He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil How much do I owe you????
    The devil says "Ten million dollars"
    With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on His chair.

    Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too,
    I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna Talk to everybody of my Parliament".....
    He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &Talked & talked, then he asked
    "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
    The devil says "Twenty dollars".
    Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

    The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another
    hell,it's local".
     
  2. shency

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    Lol! [:d]
     
  3. naimish

    naimish New Member

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    It's :lol: & :D
     
  4. Saket

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    Hahahaha nice one.
     

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