[osiris 1.0]

An elderly couple went to bed.. granny: honey, i remember da way you used to touch me. the sleepy grampz hunged his loved 1.. she bubbled again: luv i miss da way you used to tease me. grampz thrusted wierily and pinched her only twice.. moments later she rattled again: sweety pie, i miss da way you used to bite me.. the old man angrily left the bed!in angst the wife expressed: where you off to, luv? . . . the husband replied: im off to get my teeth!

[musicworld1]

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

[osiris 1.0]

Ay musicworld.. Loving the reply there; LOL