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Globalization

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mail.yuva, Mar 1, 2011.

  1. mail.yuva

    mail.yuva New Member

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    Question: What is the definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How?

    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer , that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

    That, my friends, is Globalization!!
     

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