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Girls profiles from matrimony sites. [REAL]

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SaswatPadhi, Sep 20, 2009.

  1. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

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    These are the real profile descriptions of some girls from various matrimony sites.

    Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this ...

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    - Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
    home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
    when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
    send u letter..
    Thanks
    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

    [[ Homework ?? ]]

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    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
    first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
    Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

    [[ The dilwale dulhaniya effect ]]
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    i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my luck now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

    [[ ?!? ]]
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    i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

    [[ respect your caste by not wearing his jeans ? what the hell ... ]]
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    HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
    ,THEY ARE
    1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
    2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
    3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
    TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    [[ I am curious abt her profession, why won't somebody like it unless ... ]]
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    whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

    [[ I am clueless. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants ]]
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    i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
    ok

    [[ "OK"-Syndrome ]]
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    iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

    [[ How do people get "completely" married ?? ]]
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    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

    [[ height of desperation! ]]
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    iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

    [[ "He" ... ]]
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    hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
    i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

    [[ Judges character well, but can't spell it right .. ]]
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    Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.

    [[ Zebra..??? ]]
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  2. Raj08

    Raj08 New Member

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    can you please give me the link to those profiles ? i like to visit them...lol
     
  3. sameer_havakajoka

    sameer_havakajoka New Member

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    again lolz raj...u r really funny man.
     
  4. neo_vi

    neo_vi New Member

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    where u got all these. post the link if possible.
    Its full of fun.
     
  5. SaswatPadhi

    SaswatPadhi ~ Б0ЯИ Τ0 С0δЭ ~

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    Thanx everyone.

    I found this stuff floating somewhere on the net. I thought I should share it with you people at G4EF. :)
    Even I want the link to their profiles ;)

    The profiles are at shaadi.com btw.
     
  6. mayjune

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    Saswat if you ever wanna get married, goto shaadi.com lolzz ;)
     
  7. indiansword

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    nice thread. i wonder who'd wanna marry them after reading their profile even if they look hot.
     

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