House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups-male and female-and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computer) because:
1>No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2>The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3>Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review;
4>As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (le computer) because:
1>In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2>They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3>They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
4>As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won
