If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid Is made with real lemons? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you're driving at the speed of light what would happen if you turned on the headlights? Why does anyone bother phoning a Psychic Hotline...If they are really psychic shouldn't they be calling you? Why, when you transport something by car it's called a shipment and when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio? Why do they call a single T.V. a set? If vegetarians eat only vegetables what do humanitarians eat? Why are wrong numbers never busy? Where does your lap go when you stand up? Why is a 'W' a 'Double-U' and not a 'Double-V'? Why do they call them runways at airports and not flyways?