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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by pradeep, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. pradeep

    pradeep Team Leader

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    This is a Conversation between a software engineer and his wife have a look..

    Husband:
    (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear, I'm now logged in."
    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
    Husband: Bad command or filename.
    Wife: But I told you in the morning.
    Husband: Syntax error. Abort,Retry,Cancel ?
    Wife: What about my new TV?
    Husband: Variable not found...
    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers, or are you just being funny?
    Husband: Too many parameters...
    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: Data type mismatch.
    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband: Status OK.
    Wife: What about your salary?
    Husband: File in use... Try after some time.
    Wife: What is my value in the family?
    Husband: Unknown Virus.
    Wife: I am leaving this house?
    Husband: System ready for transfer.Press ENTER to continue...

    Enjoy!
     
  2. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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  3. arbaz.it

    arbaz.it New Member

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    pradeep can you please post something in original
     
  4. arbaz.it

    arbaz.it New Member

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    i have heard this thousand times.
     
  5. arbaz.it

    arbaz.it New Member

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    you are the team leader , you should post original na
     
  6. arbaz.it

    arbaz.it New Member

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    almost all your articles are duplicated .not at all good
     
  7. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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    You are talking in more than 2 year old thread and its bound to happen you have heard that many a times in 2+ years.
     
  8. lead.smart34

    lead.smart34 New Member

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    so its risk to have a software techie husband
     
  9. parvez.yu

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    simply superb
     

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