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An old one but a good one

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  1. xpi0t0s

    xpi0t0s Mentor

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    A recent Dilbert (March 18th) reminded me of this one....

    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Every program has at least one bug in it.

    Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.
     
  2. shabbir

    shabbir Administrator Staff Member

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    Hey thats good one.

    Also I remember one.

    Bugs cannot be fixed. They are just moved here and there.
     
  3. debleena_doll2002

    debleena_doll2002 New Member

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    How r u concluding???

    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction, which is wrong.

    Excellent .....
     
  4. xpi0t0s

    xpi0t0s Mentor

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    Yep, but you need both:
    Every program can be reduced by at least one instruction.
    Every program has at least one bug in it.

    Doesn't work if you miss one of them out.
     
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    i came across this and i thought it was kinda funny ^^
     

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    Lol funny. cpulocksmith, I liked your chart!
     
  7. shabbir

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    I doubt the placement of Java Programmers but it was really funny and to an extent very true :D
     
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    haha cpu good picture <3
     
  9. rahul.mca2001

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    Really nice ha ha ha
     

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