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  1. SpOonWiZaRd

    SpOonWiZaRd Know what you can do.

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    This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
    "Why do you want that permanently on your *****?" asks the tattoo artist.

    "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."
     
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    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

    Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
     

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