Here, try this:
http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
You might actually learn something on what being a hacker is all about. Oh, and you should definetly try this:
http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing
You might learn how type in actual english and not slang-like text.
Now take your filth somewhere else so that you do not bother the professionals.
Buh-Bye newbie (n00b)!