God dam, how the fuck are you morons still alive ?

PHP Code:
use POSIX qw/ceil/;
sub idiot_ceil { return int($_[0] + 0.99) }

for 
$i qw/0.0005 -1.4 4.00005/) {
     
local $,="\t"local $\="\n";
     print 
$iidiot_ceil($i), ceil($i), (idiot_ceil($i) != ceil($i)) ? " yet again, you are a moron" ".. you got this right genius";

If you morons have trouble running this, this is the output:
Code:
0.0005    0    1     yet again, you are a moron
-1.4    0    -1     yet again, you are a moron
4.00005    4    5     yet again, you are a moron
Fuck, and this is a top Google result. Stop publishing this crap before you infect the rest of the planet with your idiocy!